Everything in the box. Picture 1 of 11.
Sleep headphones in a headband soft enough to lie on, four hypnotherapy sessions on cards, and one already in the band.
5,656 of 5,784 women who reviewed these sessions said they helped · How we count that
£54.99
bought once, then never again
+ £3.95 delivery, Royal Mail Tracked 48 · UK delivery only
Pre-order today for £15.00
A fully refundable deposit. At the end of November we’ll email you a bill for the rest — £39.99 plus delivery — due by 1 December, and your kit ships as soon as it’s paid.
Fully refundable deposit. The rest, £43.94 with Royal Mail Tracked 48 delivery, is due by 1 December.
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Today you pay a £15.00 deposit per kit. It’s fully refundable: email hello@clementineapp.co.uk any time before your kit ships and we’ll refund it in full.
At the end of November we’ll email you a bill for the rest — £39.99 per kit, any extras you chose, and delivery — due by 1 December. As soon as it’s paid, your kit ships.
We only deliver in the UK.
Put the band on. Unlock your phone, tap a card on it and press play: the session plays through the band, then the phone goes face down. Away without your cards? Any session you own also plays straight from the Clementine app. At 3am you don’t touch the phone at all — one press of the middle button and the session in the band starts. It fades out and stops on its own. Watch how it works.
Royal Mail Tracked 48, £3.95, tracked all the way with a photo when it lands. It’s the only option, and there is no free delivery.
You have 14 days from delivery to change your mind and 14 more to send it back; return postage is yours. The full policy.
The headphones and pod come out through the slit, then 30° and dry flat — no tumble dryer, no iron. 93% modal (made from beech pulp) and 7% elastane, for a soft, gentle stretch. Charges by USB-C.
Flat enough to lie on
4mm speakers, nothing in your ears
Bought once
No subscription, nothing to cancel
Made for women since 2017
170,000 downloads of our original app
14 days to change your mind
and a year’s warranty
We made this because nothing else worked for us. Every reason below is one a woman gave us, usually in an email, usually at midnight.
Most of us do. The speakers are 4mm and flat, so you can turn right over, put the whole side of your face on the pillow, and feel nothing digging in.
That’s the bit we could never get from anything else, and it’s really why this exists.
Small ears. Nothing has ever stayed in them. Every earbud going, and not one has lasted a night.
So there’s nothing to put in your ear at all. The speakers sit inside the fabric, over your ear rather than in it. Nothing to fall out, and nothing to lose in the bed at 2am.
At eleven at night a bright screen is the enemy. You open your phone to start a sleep session and forty minutes later you’re still awake reading something you never meant to read.
So every session comes on a card. Unlock your phone, tap the card and press play, and the session plays through the band while the phone goes face down or in a drawer. No scrolling, no searching, no deciding anything at eleven at night.
The headphones and the pod come out through the slit, then it’s 30° and dry flat. No tumble dryer, no iron. If it couldn’t be washed we wouldn’t have made it.
The fabric is modal, made from beech pulp, so it’s softer than cotton and moves moisture away instead of holding it. A spare band is £6.99, which is the answer to the week where Tuesday was bad and Wednesday was worse.
It’s 3.07 and you’re awake, working out how much sleep you could still get if you dropped off right now.
So Wide Awake At 3am? is built into the band itself. Not a card, not the app, not your phone. One press of the middle button in the dark, and someone kind starts talking. Seventeen minutes. 1,704 of the 1,809 women who reviewed it said it helped.
We don’t do gift wrapping, because the box is already the present. So rather than describe it, here’s the whole thing, opened.
One
It arrives looking like a present, because it is one.
Two
Folded in its place, with the plain navy spare beside it.
Three
One for each kind of night. They live by the bed, where you can see them.
Four
It holds the cards together. Then it holds your hair back. We’re not above that.
Five
Not a render, not a model in a studio. This is what it looks like at 11pm.
Sending it straight to her? Tick “it’s a gift” and there are no prices anywhere in the parcel — just your note.
We didn’t pick these. Nine years of women did — they’re the four most-played sessions since 2017, all written and recorded by Hazel Gale. The fifth is for the worst moment of the night, and it lives in the band.
30 minutes · hypnotherapy · on a card
2,566 of 2,636 said it helped
Listen free →39 minutes · hypnotherapy · on a card
1,019 of 1,044 said it helped
Listen free →24 minutes · hypnotherapy · on a card
933 of 946 said it helped
Listen free →52 minutes · hypnotherapy · on a card
1,138 of 1,158 said it helped
Listen free →17 minutes · already in the band · no card, no phone
1,704 of 1,809 said it helped
More on waking at 3am →That’s everyone who answered the question after a session — did this help, yes or no. Nothing filtered. There are 42 more sessions in the library, and you can listen to any one of them once, free, before you decide. All the sessions
A master practitioner of cognitive hypnotherapy, and before that a world champion kickboxer. She wrote The Mind Monster Solution, a book about self-sabotage, which is more or less what your head is doing at ten past three.
One voice, all the way through. You get used to her, which is rather the point.
More about Hazel5,656of 5,784
women who reviewed the sessions in the box said they helped. We’ve been making sleep sessions for women, and only women, since 2017.
How we count that: after every session the app asked one question — did this help, yes or no. These are all the answers for the five sessions in the kit. Nothing filtered.
FAQsMostly about whether you can really sleep in it.
That’s what it’s for. The speakers are thin and flat and sit inside the fabric, so there’s nothing hard to press into your ear. You can turn right over, put the whole side of your face on the pillow, and feel nothing digging in.
There’s nothing to put in your ear. The speakers sit inside the fabric, over your ear rather than in it. Nothing to fall out, and nothing to lose in the bed at 2am.
Yes, to start a session: unlock your phone, tap a card on it and press play. It plays through the band, and then the phone goes face down or in a drawer. Away from your cards, you can play any session you own straight from the Clementine app. For Wide Awake At 3am? you don’t need it at all — that one is already in the band. See how it works
Yes. The headphones and the little pod come out through the slit, then it’s 30° and dry flat. No tumble dryer, no iron. If it couldn’t be washed we wouldn’t have made it.
The fabric is modal, made from beech pulp, so it’s lighter than cotton and moves moisture away rather than holding it. We’re not going to pretend a headband fixes a hot flush, but it won’t make it worse.
Yes. When the session ends, it stops. You won’t wake at four to find it still playing.
Anything. They’re Bluetooth headphones, so Spotify, Audible, podcasts, the radio, a phone call. They just happen to be soft enough to sleep in.
You pay a £15.00 deposit today. At the end of November we email you a bill for the rest (£39.99 per kit, plus delivery and any extras), due by 1 December. Your kit ships as soon as it’s paid.
Yes. The deposit is fully refundable. Email hello@clementineapp.co.uk before your kit ships and we’ll refund it in full.
Not yet. For now we only deliver to UK addresses.
No. You buy it once and it’s yours: the band, the cards and the sessions. There is nothing to cancel.
£3.95, by Royal Mail Tracked 48. That’s the only option, and there’s no free delivery — we’d rather show you the postage up front than build it into the price. You have 14 days to change your mind once it arrives.
Yes, by USB-C.
Contact us at hello@clementineapp.co.uk via email!
A night that asks nothing of you. £54.99 once, £3.95 delivery, and nothing to cancel afterwards. Pre-order today for a £15.00 refundable deposit.